Daniel “The Relaxer” Bradshaw
Oil on Canvas
122x122 cm'
50 years old
Lives in Manchester with his mother
Hair designer
I love my turtle
Her name is Lilibet
Just like King George called Princess Elizabeth.
She eats only salad. Organic salad
One day she didn’t take her head out of her shell
I took her to the vet
“What are you feeding him” he asked
“It’s her, not him” I said
There was a long silence
“Look at the belly” he said.
“A male plastron is slightly concave which allows him to fit over a female’s shell during mating without rolling off.
As he finished speaking Lilibet brought her head out
I took her back home.
Anatoly Bulgakov
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
40 years old
Born in Krasnoyarsk, Russia
Lives in Novosibirsk with Galina
Gym teacher at Moskovskiy Institus High school
You can’t see the body that is trapped under my skin
My coach always said
“Anatoly, tuck -in your Musculus rectus abdominis “
He always spoke like a priest.
In America you call it six pack.
I could have won medals in Atlanta or Sydney
Parallel bars, pommel horse, the rings, even the floor
I was the best.
Number one.
Just before the Olympics came Alexei.
Alexei Nemov
And he won them all
Twelve medals
Second place in Russia is like nothing,
Not like in America, you tell everyone “Good job, good job”
The Iguana?
Her name is Galina, but that’s a long story
Like my grandfather said:
“If god had hands he would strangle himself”
Nasrin Pahlavi
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
52 years old
Born in Teheran
Lives in Montreal, Canada
Speaks 6 languages
Chain smoker
It was a secret
Yet everyone knew about our great love.
We thought to get married after he’d earn his Ph.D
Astrophysics.
Black Holes to be specific
Gravitational Singularity Theorem, to be even more specific.
Then came the revolution, people went crazy
My family fled and came to this land,
Where oranges never grow.
I was sure he was going to join me
But he changed his loyalty from Galileo to Khomeini
I guess if you look at the stars all day
You’ll eventually find god.
Sometimes I dream of him knocking at my door
Holding a bouquet of roses
Pink roses, to be specific.
Samuel Hershberger
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
26 years old
Born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Lives in Chester, Pennsylvania
Works for –Sam & Sam butcher shop
173 Score on LSAT
Accepted to Yale Law School
We kept on saying
“What Happens in Rumspringa stays in Rumspringa “
But they all returned, took the vow and talked
I just couldn’t go back and pretend
Fighting takes my mind off the pain
I’m good at fighting
When I want to sleep
I let them hit me.
Angelique Moreau
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
20 years old
Born in La Rochelle, France
Lives in Paris, France
Acting student at Cours Florent, Paris
My father gave me a cat for my 12th birthday
She was all white with blue eyes
Blue like the sea in the winter
I named her Josephine.
Like the singer Josephine Baker that my mother loved so much
One day I left the window open
When I came back from school she was gone.
Like my father who left a year earlier
That was the day I ran away from home for the first time.
Now that I told you do you see me differently?
Andreas Kinkel
Oil on Canvas
76X76 cm'
42 years old
Born in Munich, Germany
Artistic director at Salzburg Experimental Academy of Dance
1993-1997 Stuttgart Ballet
1998-2003 Principal Dancer at the Royal Ballet of London
Martha warned me
She kept saying “Stop jumping so high, it’s for the young “
But I was a natural jumper.
It happened during Act III,
The Sleeping Beauty
One of the longest ménages in all of classical ballet
I went up for the grands jetés
Big jump from one foot to the other in which the working leg is brushed into the air and appears to have been thrown
When I hit the floor I felt the knife curving my leg.
I knew immediately it was over for me
I don’t know how or why but I kept my stage smile
“Ruptured Achilles and patella fracture” said the doctor
Total betrayal of the body
My body
My temple
The end of my career
Pablo Nicola
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
15 years old
Boarding school Institut Le Rosey,
Rolle, Switzerland
For the third time this month
I’ve been sent to the headmaster’s office
Monsieur Terieur. Alain Terieur
An outsider
He will sit behind his mahogany desk looking down
After a minute of silence
He will clear his throat
Then he will take out his golden Mont-Blanc pen
Then three sips from his glass of water
Always three
With his frowning face and sober tone he will say
“This school is Une École pour la Vie”
“School for life” my ass
None of the kids here will ever need to work a day in their lives
They will never expel me
They are too afraid
Not every kid rides back home in a convoy of bulletproof Cadillacs
They don’t even ask what’s wrong
I wouldn’t tell them anyway
I fell in love
Her name is Melindaa
I was invisible to her
Breaking my arm was the best thing that happened to me
Daniel “The Relaxer” Bradshaw
Oil on Canvas
122x122 cm'
50 years old
Lives in Manchester with his mother
Hair designer
I love my turtle
Her name is Lilibet
Just like King George called Princess Elizabeth.
She eats only salad. Organic salad
One day she didn’t take her head out of her shell
I took her to the vet
“What are you feeding him” he asked
“It’s her, not him” I said
There was a long silence
“Look at the belly” he said.
“A male plastron is slightly concave which allows him to fit over a female’s shell during mating without rolling off.
As he finished speaking Lilibet brought her head out
I took her back home.
Anatoly Bulgakov
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
40 years old
Born in Krasnoyarsk, Russia
Lives in Novosibirsk with Galina
Gym teacher at Moskovskiy Institus High school
You can’t see the body that is trapped under my skin
My coach always said
“Anatoly, tuck -in your Musculus rectus abdominis “
He always spoke like a priest.
In America you call it six pack.
I could have won medals in Atlanta or Sydney
Parallel bars, pommel horse, the rings, even the floor
I was the best.
Number one.
Just before the Olympics came Alexei.
Alexei Nemov
And he won them all
Twelve medals
Second place in Russia is like nothing,
Not like in America, you tell everyone “Good job, good job”
The Iguana?
Her name is Galina, but that’s a long story
Like my grandfather said:
“If god had hands he would strangle himself”
Nasrin Pahlavi
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
52 years old
Born in Teheran
Lives in Montreal, Canada
Speaks 6 languages
Chain smoker
It was a secret
Yet everyone knew about our great love.
We thought to get married after he’d earn his Ph.D
Astrophysics.
Black Holes to be specific
Gravitational Singularity Theorem, to be even more specific.
Then came the revolution, people went crazy
My family fled and came to this land,
Where oranges never grow.
I was sure he was going to join me
But he changed his loyalty from Galileo to Khomeini
I guess if you look at the stars all day
You’ll eventually find god.
Sometimes I dream of him knocking at my door
Holding a bouquet of roses
Pink roses, to be specific.
Samuel Hershberger
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
26 years old
Born in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Lives in Chester, Pennsylvania
Works for –Sam & Sam butcher shop
173 Score on LSAT
Accepted to Yale Law School
We kept on saying
“What Happens in Rumspringa stays in Rumspringa “
But they all returned, took the vow and talked
I just couldn’t go back and pretend
Fighting takes my mind off the pain
I’m good at fighting
When I want to sleep
I let them hit me.
Angelique Moreau
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
20 years old
Born in La Rochelle, France
Lives in Paris, France
Acting student at Cours Florent, Paris
My father gave me a cat for my 12th birthday
She was all white with blue eyes
Blue like the sea in the winter
I named her Josephine.
Like the singer Josephine Baker that my mother loved so much
One day I left the window open
When I came back from school she was gone.
Like my father who left a year earlier
That was the day I ran away from home for the first time.
Now that I told you do you see me differently?
Andreas Kinkel
Oil on Canvas
76X76 cm'
42 years old
Born in Munich, Germany
Artistic director at Salzburg Experimental Academy of Dance
1993-1997 Stuttgart Ballet
1998-2003 Principal Dancer at the Royal Ballet of London
Martha warned me
She kept saying “Stop jumping so high, it’s for the young “
But I was a natural jumper.
It happened during Act III,
The Sleeping Beauty
One of the longest ménages in all of classical ballet
I went up for the grands jetés
Big jump from one foot to the other in which the working leg is brushed into the air and appears to have been thrown
When I hit the floor I felt the knife curving my leg.
I knew immediately it was over for me
I don’t know how or why but I kept my stage smile
“Ruptured Achilles and patella fracture” said the doctor
Total betrayal of the body
My body
My temple
The end of my career
Pablo Nicola
Oil on Canvas
128X128 cm'
15 years old
Boarding school Institut Le Rosey,
Rolle, Switzerland
For the third time this month
I’ve been sent to the headmaster’s office
Monsieur Terieur. Alain Terieur
An outsider
He will sit behind his mahogany desk looking down
After a minute of silence
He will clear his throat
Then he will take out his golden Mont-Blanc pen
Then three sips from his glass of water
Always three
With his frowning face and sober tone he will say
“This school is Une École pour la Vie”
“School for life” my ass
None of the kids here will ever need to work a day in their lives
They will never expel me
They are too afraid
Not every kid rides back home in a convoy of bulletproof Cadillacs
They don’t even ask what’s wrong
I wouldn’t tell them anyway
I fell in love
Her name is Melindaa
I was invisible to her
Breaking my arm was the best thing that happened to me